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imagine your otp rejecting your imagineyuorotp submission

imagine person a is having a baby and the baby is person b

imagine your otp fighting off sentient desk lamps with only an egg beater and a hockey stick

imagine your otp in their “random phase” 

Imagine person A inserting their penis very slowly and lovingly into person B’s inviting and virgin a-hole. Person B releases an earth shattering fart that sends Person A flying backwards, their penis recoiling.

Imagine your OTP. Now imagine an actual couple. Back to your OTP, back to the actual couple. Unfortunately for you, your OTP is fictional, but if you stopped focusing on the love lives of actual characters and started caring about your own, your OTP could overlap with reality. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a date, part of the couple your OTP could be like. Your date has an oyster with two wedding rings. Look down, back to him, the rings are now fanfiction. Anything is possible when you start living in reality and focus more on your own relationships than the lives of fictional people. I’m on a pegasus.

imagine your otp going to an island off the coast of costa rica to go to a dinosaur park only to find out the raptors escaped and die a horribly painful death of being eaten alive.

Imagine your OTP as JRPG characters grinding against monsters for experience. Sexual experience.