imagine your otp wanting to know what the fuck did you just fucking say about them, you little bitch? They’ll have you know they graduated top of their class in the Navy Seals, and they’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and they have over 300 confirmed kills. They are trained in gorilla warfare and they’re the top snipers in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to them but just another target. They will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark their fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to them over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As you speak they are contacting their secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. They can be anywhere, anytime, and they can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with their bare hands. Not only are they extensively trained in unarmed combat, but they have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and they will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. They will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.